Someone toilet papered the tree in our front yard sometime Saturday night. The contractors who are tearing up and rebuilding the outside of our house left at around 5 on Saturday and they tell me there was no toilet paper on the tree when they left. My friend Susanne drove by to check on our house Sunday morning after church and there was the toilet papered tree.

I arrived back home from my trip Sunday night and had to chuckle at the clearly amateur toilet papering job. They even left a couple of full rolls of tp on the ground under the tree. I cannot for the life of me imagine who would tp our yard. Seems like our friends are too old for that sort of thing and Toot's friends are far too young for unsupervisied toilet papering.

I suppose it was probably just some passing teens who were bored and decided the extra rolls of tp in their backpacks could be put to a better use than the original intended purpose.

I was not chuckling the next day when I went out to check our mailbox and found birth control devices on the mailbox handle and handcream squirted on the mailbox to look like you-know-what. Obviously someone is into really juvenile tricks. But I'm going to shrug it off. No sense getting all mad about it because who should I get mad at? Instead I installed extra security cameras around the perimeter of the property, put dobermans to guard the backyard, set up laser guns to zap intruders in the front yard, and hired my own ninjas to patrol the yard every five minutes. Everything should be just fine now ;)